Is your closet full of thrift scores? Would rather get up early and scout out the best garage sales on Saturday morning than go to the skanky mall with your friends. Have you ever wondered how to describe your unique sense of style without using the word hipster? After all, you were popping tags and already had a kitschy cool wardrobe before that white boy started rapping about it, right? Yep, I knew it! Your clothes may be old as fuck, but you are a total badass! You sometimes have to get creative to remove the strange smells that linger on the threads when you bring them home, but it is worth it. You are an eco-warrior. You upcycle, recycle and repurpose that shit. You have a conscience. You don't like giving your hard earned cash to retail giants and big store labels for their so-called "designer" crap that is going to make you feel like a total asshole later when you find out about the unethical way it was manufactured in a third world factory of horrors. You, my friend, are a rare gem. If you were a vegetable, you would be a RAD(ish). But your are not a vegetable, so let's just agree that if you were to ever walk down a very long red carpet in a spotlight and everyone was watching, the people who report on these types of things would be writing "
YARD SALE CHIC" next to your name in their tiny little notebook.
You can find lots more
Thrift Shop gear and gifts in my shop! All products are ethically manufactured and printed with environmentally friendly water-based inks.
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